danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic)

alafiyatried:

mrnargalicious:

tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

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That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

this is the cutest

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c)

dlubes:

cyberjock:

cooldudebro:

dude what if all our skin was like ballsack skin

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